A POOR MAN’S CHE | JEFF McMAHON Less than three years after the U.S. Cavalry massacred the Sioux at Wounded Knee, Chicagoans could safely observe Sioux encampments at the World’s Columbian Exposition, and the science of ethnography was born. So goes the story, and so it will go with socialists. As soon as the last socialist dies — which might happen soon in Cuba — we will study them as curiosities, celebrate them as nostalgic objects, observe them through some modern version of a Columbian Exposition exhibit. It has already begun with Che Guevara. Four years ago Gael Garcia Bernal portrayed Che’s formative years in “The Motorycle Diaries,” and soon we will be able to safely observe the revolutionary Che, played by Benicio Del Toro, in a 268-minute biopic by Stephen Soderberg. We can watch while wearing our Original Che Berets, on sale right now at the Che Store for only $24.99 — $5.00 off the regular price. I will celebrate Che as much as the next subject of capital, but when I think of socialism I will not think of Che. I will think of Lozandro Polanco. To introduce you to Lozandro Polanco, to explain why he should be as well known a socialist as Che Guevara, I have to take you back to a hot, dusty, desperate dry season in Nicaragua in 1987, when the whole country ran out of beer. I should say more precisely that it ran out of bottles, which waiters watched the way cats watch goldfish. The ragged Sandinista economy had just enough bottles to deliver the people’s beer to the people’s bellies — as long as it shipped the bottles straight back to the brewery to fill them up again. The waiters watchdogged this fragile economy, but the waiters could not watch the bottlers, and when the bottlers took two days off to honor the Virgin during Purisima, the whole country ran out of beer. The drought stung all the more for the sublime quality of Nicaragua’s two native brands, Toña lager and Victoria pilsner. A cold sip at the end of every hot, dry day broke sharply from the relentless tragedy that day had inevitably chronicled — the widows and orphans, the crippled veterans, the felled forests and shelled towns. With the dry season upon us, with the beer gone, you could feel the temperature rise. The few idle men who idled away hot afternoons in thatched outdoor bars sat in gloomy silence and stared blankly at the skinny dogs roaming Managua’s dirt streets. The guards keeping watch at the Palacio Nacional — then the vacant centerpiece of a ruined downtown — barked at the boys playing stickball in the weedy plaza. There had always been soldiers in ill-fitting Cuban fatigues rushing to the front on the back of flatbed trucks, but now they gripped their AK-47s with a new anxiety. They had left Managua without that final beer. Even the American reporters who crowded into the bar at the Hotel Intercontinental — then Nicaragua’s only multi-story building — seemed unusually tense during the beer drought, despite the hotel’s endless stocks of rum and cola. Their impatience leaked into the reports they filed on the deadly, dimwitted standoff between Ronald Reagan and the band of Ivy League-educated revolutionaries now running Nicaragua. It was in this parched atmosphere that I was dispatched one afternoon to a press conference called by Interior Minister Tomás Borge at a new women’s prison in Managua. The Sandinistas poured their pride into public institutions — schools, clinics, prisons — and it showed here. The inmates wore beige shirts and trousers with red collars and cuffs, like factory workers, and they bustled like workers, too, buzzing from work rooms to rec rooms across manicured lawns. There was no barbed wire atop the freshly painted walls. But it was within these walls that the cracks showed in Sandinista ideology. Already in 1987, Tomás Borge was the last living founder of the Sandinista movement. Daniel Ortega and the nuevo Sandinistas who ran the country called him “El General de la Revolución.” A stout, puggish man, Borge emerged into the courtyard smiling, the Sandinistas’ red and black scarf knotted around his neck, a woman under each arm. He sucked all the power out of the prison yard and into his swelling chest. There was no question who in this crowd was the general. Borge had been captured by the dictator’s men in 1956, tortured, imprisoned for three years, nine months of it with a black hood over his head. They raped and murdered his wife. When the Sandinistas seized power in 1979, he confronted his torturers in court. When he was allowed to choose their punishment, Borge famously said to them, “My punishment is to forgive you.” It was a good Catholic socialist revolution. Borge said a few words about this ideal new prison in the ideal new state — but the real story, subtler than the headlines, appeared when he finished his speech: workers wheeled two metal coolers into the yard, each the size of a small Soviet car, and opened the lids. Inside, nestled in an arctic sea of icewater: hundreds of bottles of Victoria pilsner. Everyone drank slowly. It was like that in Nicaragua. In this poorest of nations, this most idealistic of revolutions everywhere showed signs of compromise. Sandinista leaders like Borge and Ortega lived in posh homes — by Nicaraguan standards — captured from the fascists and capitalists they had deposed. Inside these homes one could find objects one found nowhere else in Nicaragua, like color televisions, teenage sons, beer. It was the socialist paradox: how to be one people and still take a little plunder for yourself. The meager plunder of such revolutions will make a curious exhibit at the next Columbian Exposition. But there will be no artifacts of Lozandro Polanco at that exposition, for Lozandro Polanco owned nothing. I first wrote about Lozandro soon after I met him, and soon after I met Borge, when I traveled to a resettlement camp near the northern front. The resettlement camp had a new school, a new clinic, but had probably never known a single bottle of beer. I wrote about Lozandro Polanco again a decade later, and now, two decades later. His story is still with me. This is how I usually tell it: Lozandro Polanco paced the camp’s dirt streets cradling a Kalashnikov rifle in his right arm, cradling a granddaughter, barefoot and wet-nosed in a pink dress, in his left. All the other men had left the camp in uniform and gone into the jungle or into the earth. Even those too young to shave were old enough to march, but thin, toothless Polanco had too many years. So he remained among the women and babies, patrolling the streets in a drab olive uniform and cap. He kept the rifle's banana clip wedged in the waistband of his trousers. He wore black rubber boots, the kind worn by people who clean fish. Polanco had lived in the border village of Comwapa until 1983, when Reagan’s Contras attacked. They killed his brother and 5-month-old niece. They kidnapped his daughter and some of her children. Polanco trailed them into Honduras before returning to Nicaragua alone and settling in the camp. "I would like to stay here and take care of what we have," he told me. Polanco led me on a tour of the camp, and then I followed him into his home, a shack assembled from sticks and palm fronds. The shadows inside were as dark and cool as the sun outside was bright and hot. Bare feet had polished the dirt floor smooth. Polanco owned nothing, nothing at all, save for a clay stove, its belly full of gray ash, and a cloth pouch that hung from the ceiling. The pouch was wet, and a single drop of water fell from it when Polanco untied the strings that cinched it closed. His fingers slipped inside and pulled out two chicken eggs. He handed them to us. They felt as cold as if they had been in a refrigerator. "Take them for your journey," he said. Lozandro Polanco’s socialism was marked by two sentiments: “I would like to stay here and take care of what we have,” and here, take everything we have for your journey. The U.S. Cavalry massacred the Sioux at Wounded Knee to clear the Black Hills for farmers and miners, for American businessmen. Now the Cavalry has cleared all but the last of the socialists. Easily and often we remember the worst of them — Stalin’s purges, Pol Pot’s Killing Fields — but as we plunge into the blind night of unballasted capitalism we should take for our journey some memento of socialism’s immaterial best: Not just Che Guevara’s original beret, not just Tomás Borge’s forgiveness and beer, but Lozandro Polanco’s selflessness, his courageous generosity in radical poverty, his stone cold huevos. Jeff McMahon is the editor of Contrary.Contributors.htmlshapeimage_3_link_0
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